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You smell
like a threat.
We can help.

No shower. No sink. No time. Troop Field Wipes get you from "combat effective" back to "acceptable at close range" in under a minute — one wipe, full body, zero excuses.

Reserve Yours — $6.99
Ships when production clears preorder
Troop Field Wipes emblem
Sitrep

Hygiene that doesn't care about your excuses

01

Full-body clean

One wipe, whole body, no judgment. Field-clean fast, even when "shower" isn't a word anyone's using this week.

02

Built for soldiers

Developed for troops in the field — tough enough for long days, rough conditions, and the world's least glamorous bathroom situations.

03

Zero setup

No water, no mirror, no motivational speech required. Pull one out, clean up, get back to the mission.

Field Issue Troop Field Wipes packaging, camo pattern with flip-top lid
The Pack

The pack that doesn't judge you

Camo-wrapped, flip-top, one-hand operation — because you've got a rifle in the other hand, not a spa robe. Rides in your ruck, glovebox, or gear bag without falling apart, which is more than we can say for your morale by day three.

Pattern
OCP
Access
Flip-top, push-close lid
Built for
Field, ruck, glovebox, gear bag
Supply Manifest

Report for preorder duty

ITEM NO. 001
ISSUE: PREORDER
Field Approved
Item
Troop Field Wipes
Use
Full-body field cleaning
Status
Open for preorder
Price
$6.99